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written by escapist on January 17th, 2005 @ 05:44 PM

Mark Laramee used to keep a blog. He doesn’t anymore, so I have to share this with the world on his behalf:

-ecenter@verizon.com wrote:

Thank you for contacting the Verizon eCenter. My name is Michael, and I will be glad to handle your request today.

This message is in response to your email dated __ . You inquired about __ . I would be happy to assist you with that. While I’m taking care of your request, I’ll review your account to see how I can optimize your service.

Thank you for using Verizon. We appreciate your business.

Sincerely, Michael Verizon eCenter

-Mark Laramee replied:

Thanks for taking time to reply Michael.

I’m looking forward to . And I’m hoping you will also be able to _. I’m not sure what optimizing is, but I’m sure it will _ my _.

Thanks again, and as always .

Comments

  • Micki on 20 Feb 01:11

    _______ it up your _________, verizon!
  • Dian Mullins on 15 Mar 17:35

    I was told to contact this site to have my bill to be mailed to me instead of on the internet. Do I have the right place? If so would you have my bill change to paper instead I have called and email and still having problems. If you can help I appreciate anything you can do, or if you know of someone else to contact that would also be appreciated Thank you, Sincerely, Dian Mullins

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